{"product_id":"the-craftmother","title":"The Craftmother Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA clever parody for the craft-obsessed — the perfect funny greeting card for makers who take their projects seriously. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA darkly funny craft-room parody of a cinematic classic — featuring a stern matriarch and her creative crew ready to “make you a project you can’t refuse.” Perfect for anyone who rules their craft space with glue guns and glitter.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003cbr\u003e- 5\"×7” folded card printed on matte white cardstock  \u003cbr\u003e- Includes matching white envelope  \u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your message  \u003cbr\u003e- Rich, full-color illustration with a cinematic flair  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:  \u003cbr\u003e- A hilarious mashup of mafia drama and craft obsession  \u003cbr\u003e- Perfect for crafters, makers, and anyone with bold creative energy  \u003cbr\u003e- Great for birthdays, encouragement, or “thinking of you” with attitude\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThank you for shopping with us! If you encounter any issues with your order, please contact us — we’ll be happy to help.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Love this design? Add it to your cart + tap the ❤️  \u003cbr\u003e➤ Want more? Follow the HoodWit Greetings store!  \u003cbr\u003e📸 Tag us @hoodwitgreetings to share your cards and join our community.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e© 2025 HoodWit Greetings | All rights reserved  \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HoodWit Greetings","offers":[{"title":"greeting-card","offer_id":50803006144827,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"postcard","offer_id":50803006177595,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download","offer_id":51306558423355,"sku":null,"price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0940\/5975\/7883\/files\/MU-1_CGPT_Image_110925_0604PM_Transp_Bkgrd_110925_1039PM_Landscape_CraftMother.png?v=1762772574","url":"https:\/\/www.hoodwit.com\/products\/the-craftmother","provider":"HoodWit Greetings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}