Corporate Cult Office Humor Cards

Welcome to the Grind: The Corporate Cult Collection

You’ve earned this. Our Corporate Cult collection is the definitive source for cards that acknowledge the traumas, trials, and tribulations of the modern workplace—from the endless Zoom calls to the soul-crushing microaggressions.

This collection is for the survivors, the cynics, and anyone who understands that the modern office often feels less like a workspace and more like a carefully managed pyramid scheme. Find cards that perfectly express what you can't say in the all-hands meeting:

• Cathartic Humor: Witty, dark humor targeting manager meltdowns, burnout, pointless meetings, and the absurdity of "corporate synergy."

• Historical Range: Designs that contrast ancient labor woes (e.g., pyramids, factory floors) with modern anxieties (e.g., Slack notifications, performance reviews).

• Burnout & Survival: Cards specifically for colleagues, friends, and family dealing with stress, quiet quitting, or finally escaping the cult.

• Horizon Aesthetic: Clean, minimalist designs with stark, bold text keep the focus entirely on the cynical, punchy message.

Send a card. It’s cheaper than therapy. (And probably just as effective.)