She’s seen the discourse. She’s choosing chaos. This 5"x7" greeting card captures the spirit of two viral internet debates: would women rather face a bear than date a man—and could 100 men take on a gorilla? 

Set on a cartoon dating show, the scene features one woman sizing up her suitors: a confident bear, a sweaty man, and a dapper gorilla. Equal parts hilarious and unhinged, it’s the perfect card for meme lovers, single friends, anyone who’s chronically online, the friend who’s seen the TikToks, and survived the apps.

💌 Great for:
Galentine’s Day or Valentine’s with attitude
Funny gifts for single friends
Pop culture junkies and meme lovers who love a viral moment
Anyone who's picked the bear 🐻 or bet on the gorilla 🦍
Dating app survivors and trauma support group submissions

What’s Included: One 5" x 7" foldable card and an A7 envelope

Inspired by the algorithm. Approved by the bear.

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