This hilarious anti-hallmark card delivers the kind of brutally honest sentiment only an emo teen could pull off. With a monotone stare, an all-black outfit, and the words “Happy Mother’s Day… or whatever,” this card is perfect for those who love Mom — but also love sarcasm, apathy, and dark eyeliner.

Minimalist and moody, this design is ideal for eye-rollers and anyone who wants to say “I love you” without breaking character. Ready to show Mom some love? 

Details:

• 5"x7" greeting card (size A7) with matching envelope or 4"x6" postcard (size A6) options

• Blank for your personalized message

• Premium matte cardstock

• High-quality print finish

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