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Funny Mother’s Day Card Free Rent Allowance

The perfect card for the mom who charges nothing for rent but demands everything else—including a great grandchild.

Celebrate the queen of comebacks with this sassy and smart Mother’s Day card. Featuring a classic teen vs. mom standoff over allowances—and a response only a mom could deliver—this card is the perfect mix of wit and warmth. Ideal for moms who always keep it real, this HoodWit Greetings card is a shoutout to the countless mic drops that come with motherhood. Whether you're the teen giving the eye-roll or the parent mastering sarcasm, this one hits home. Ready to show Mom some love?

About the Card:

This sharp, humorous cartoon hits the nail on the head for the "adult child living at home" dynamic. The scene features a mother delivering a perfectly timed, sarcastic retort to her child's request for an allowance: "I already allow you to live here. FOR FREE." Rendered in a clean, punchy cartoon style with warm kitchen colors, this card is a fantastic way to acknowledge the sacrifices (and funny one-liners) of the modern mom.

Details:

  • 5"x7" greeting card (size A7) with matching envelope or 4"x6" postcard (size A6) options

  • Blank for your personalized message

  • Premium matte cardstock

  • High-quality print finish

Perfect for:

  • Mother's Day (Perfect for moms of adult children)

  • Funny Birthday Card for Mom

  • Parent/Child Sarcasm Notes

  • Anytime you need a laugh about moving home

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Maximum relatability for the most common modern mother/adult child scenario.

  • Sharp, punchy humor that guarantees a laugh, standing out from sentimental cards.

  • Premium cardstock that feels high-quality despite the low-brow humor.

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